Joyce's gray hair

This Joyce bloke is a crack up! Since he folded on Telstra, Voluntary Student Unionism is his next project.

... maverick Queensland Nationals senator Barnaby Joyce threatened yesterday to block plans to introduce voluntary student unionism.

"If they don't change it, I will vote against it," Senator Joyce said. "I'm going to ring up Brendan Nelson and tell him to stick VSU up his jumper.

"I'm going to try to find something to make the rest of my hair go grey."

Looks like this is the way to deal with Dr Nelson.